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facebook timeline

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.
by CbenC September 10, 2009
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titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude
by nolch32 September 2, 2020
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camp Timber tops

THe best place ever. Seriously. Fun, Friends, Cheesey campfires. They have it all. My heart will always live there, my memories stay forever, friends friends friends, we will always be.
WARNING! After leaving one might expirience campsickness, waking up and knowing whether its a red or white day, hoping olypics or pioneer days will break out soon, having the urge to break into song every five minutes, saying camp jokes and wondering why no one else is laughing,and still singing the alma-mater every night before bed
After returning to your summer home, you will expeirience sheer excitement, mild screaming, hugging laughing, adn smiling so much your jaws hurt. You will also expirience crazyness, and joy, please contact your brain to see if camp timber tops is right for you.
by the camp gal October 9, 2011
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FNAF Timeline

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.
The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
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Timberlake

Timberlake--verb--when a formerly dorky guy suddenly becomes sexually attractive, like Justin Timberlake did. To Timberlake.
Joseph Gordon-Levvitt was a dork until he Timberlaked.
by Telyra August 15, 2011
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Justin Timberlake

One of the hottest most talented singer/songwriter that there is! Talented, funny and gorgeous.
Hey isn't that one of the hottest guys in the planet Justin Timberlake?
Hell yeah it is!
by MM101 May 3, 2011
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