Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

Tim Tebow by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Tim Tebow

(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.

Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.

Tim Tebow by phillybol January 23, 2011

Tim Tebow-ner 

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

Tim Tebow-ner by mccoot27 December 15, 2008

Pulling a Tim Tebow 

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

Pulling a Tim Tebow by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Tim Tebowing 

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

Tim Tebowing by Jep1011 January 7, 2012

Tim Teblow 

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

Tim Teblow by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

Tim Tebowed 

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.

I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.

Tim Tebowed by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011