free-timer

like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.

kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?

girl in club: oh, im a free-timer.

by Kaatisu January 23, 2007

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 7, 2003

Social Timer

An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.

Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...

by YAWA August 4, 2019

old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010