tiesto 

Tisto is the world's best electronic dance dj. He is also believe to be the second coming of Christ or what the Jewish community would call "Messiah."

At the Tiesto concert last night this chick gave me oral sex on the dance floor! Tiesto is God!

tiesto by AZN_Slayer November 12, 2007

Tiesto 

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam

- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful

Tiesto by DJ Cret1 July 4, 2008

tiesto 

v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.

a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.

Man I can't believe you made that song! It's so tiesto!

tiesto by nick March 13, 2003

Tiësto Edit 

A track (usually on Musical Freedom) produced entirely by a single artist with "(Tiësto Edit)" tagged on the back. This is usually done so some credit goes to Tiësto.

"Hey did you hear Firebeatz's new "Tiësto Edit"?

Tiësto Edit by Lo-Tech October 24, 2015

Tiesto Drunk 

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

Tiesto Drunk by Brandon January 4, 2005

Tiesto'd out 

A term used for DJ's in the electronic music scene who are big headed and think they can do whatever they wish.

Such as showing up to their performance half an hour before show time, expecting to waited on hand and foot, receive free stuff such as drinks, and then leaving as soon as they finish because they have "better" things to do.

Coined in los angeles by Rob Dank and St. Black

Dude, that DJ last night was so Tiesto'd out! He showed up five minutes before his set, got free drinks for him and all his homies, and then just left when he was done!"

Tiesto'd out by Rob Dank July 28, 2010

Tiesto Syndrome

To be under the influence of alcohol (i.e. wasted) to the point where it is easier to admit to an individual an attraction or lust that would normally not be conveyed when sober.

"I was suffering from Tiesto Syndrome when I sent those texts."

Tiesto Syndrome by Caucannica June 16, 2015