tuckus

A non-offensive description for a human posterior.

Boy, isn't that girl's tuckus hot?

by Rob August 7, 2003

tuckus lingus

Licking the anus; rimming.

Tuckus lingus?! Since when did men decide that ass is on the menu?" -- Carrie, Sex in the City

by Uncle Doug November 14, 2004

Munich ticks

Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.

Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?

Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.

Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?

Politician: I’ll have to look into that.

by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008

ticks

small bugs that get stuck on your skin

I walked through the field and got ticks all over me.

by Bellalovesyou June 25, 2008

dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Ghost Ticks

Two grey ticks that appear when a message is sent on chat app WhatsApp. They are ghost ticks when the person is online but have not read your message and turned the ticks blue yet, implying the person is on another chat.

I messaged her but I got ghost ticks.

by TomKleb#521 May 8, 2022