A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.
by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006
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Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.
by Broncos15 January 11, 2012
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He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.
by LaDeena July 4, 2009
Get the walking tabloid mug.Tablo, also known as Daniel Armand Lee or À̼º¿î, is the leader of a korean hip-hop/rap group called Epik High. Epik High consists of three people ~
(MC) Tablo - Leader/Lead Rap and Vocals
(MC) Mithra Jin - Secondary Rap and Vocals
TuKutz - DJ (this kids got magic fingers)
Date of Birth: July 22nd 1980
Place of Birth: Korea (then moved to Canada when he was 8)
High School: Seoul International High School
Hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, reading books
Favorite musicians: Marvin Gaye, Nas, Loveholic, Nell, Kim Tae Woo
Before his debut in Korea, he was part of an underground group called the 4n Objects. Tablo has completed his Masters degree in English Literature at Stanford University in 2002. He was also a Creative Writing major. It is also rumored that he was at the top of his class. He speaks fluent English, Korean, and Japaneese. He has been in countless music, drama, award, comedy, and game shows.
(MC) Tablo - Leader/Lead Rap and Vocals
(MC) Mithra Jin - Secondary Rap and Vocals
TuKutz - DJ (this kids got magic fingers)
Date of Birth: July 22nd 1980
Place of Birth: Korea (then moved to Canada when he was 8)
High School: Seoul International High School
Hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, reading books
Favorite musicians: Marvin Gaye, Nas, Loveholic, Nell, Kim Tae Woo
Before his debut in Korea, he was part of an underground group called the 4n Objects. Tablo has completed his Masters degree in English Literature at Stanford University in 2002. He was also a Creative Writing major. It is also rumored that he was at the top of his class. He speaks fluent English, Korean, and Japaneese. He has been in countless music, drama, award, comedy, and game shows.
by music=life April 25, 2006
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"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo
"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo
by krayzieTluv February 15, 2009
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mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
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