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thunderball

A glorious game emerging from the coattails of of standard Professional Baseball. Highly contraversial due to the extreme nature of the game.

Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.

The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!
None of us own a gun, so we can't start a game of thunderball.
by jack19821101 September 10, 2008
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thunderboomer

(informal noun, regional to the American Midwest)

1. a thunderstorm
When that thunderboomer rolled in last night, all the dogs hid under the bed.
by Jno. Aubrey May 14, 2018
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thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003
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Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss
"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"
by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017
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Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch
Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.
by JFleeg October 27, 2008
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thunderslam

When about to have sexual intercourse, rather than easing the penis into the vagina, you yell the word "thunderslam" and you slam your penis home hard and dry.
Dude did you hear it last night, I heard David yell thunderslam and a few minutes later I saw Shanaynay walk out pissed and hurting.
by J-Lew71 May 6, 2006
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midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.
She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.
by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009
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