absolute dogshit game with dogshit grind and dogshit teammates
you pay money to lose money here
hope you like the stay
Guy 1:"dude i just got War Thunder"
Guy 2:"nice what is it about?"
Guy 1: 'it's just a strategy game with tanks planes and ships"

2 hours later

Guy 1:"this game is absolute dogshit"
by Obi Wankernobi April 1, 2022
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War Thuder is a -pay to win- free to play MMO featuring lots of Russian bias, ships , planes, and tanks.
Hey bro lets play war thunder
Nah sorry 7.7 is ruined by italy.
by CykaSucc February 19, 2019
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A really good game but the 50 cals are op as shit. Causes rage mode a lot tho.
War thunder is cool
by A6M2 Zero May 4, 2018
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A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.
“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”
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Salt Game with a little fanbase and a pay to grind game. The grind are harder than the droppings of nuke at Hiroshima. Alot of russian bias.

Also known as Salt Thunder
DUDE THE FUCKIN T-34 DRIVER HATCH IS 9999MM THICC. FUCKIN RUSSIAN BIAS WAR THUNDER
by Kumano1945 March 19, 2018
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War Thunder(aka. Grind Thunder, Rage Game) is a game that prioritizes making money over pleasing its community. There are several mental break downs related to War Thunder.
1. Hi, wanna go have some fun?
2. No im depressed
1. Why?
2. War Thunder :(
1. :(
2. Im gonna complain about the unbalanceness of japanese planes on r/warthunder
by depressed fuck January 30, 2022
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Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.
Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
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