Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

thundergoon

a type of extreme edging where a person continuously stimulates themselves for hours without reaching orgasm to achieve a state of mind called the "goon state” with thunderous and ridiculous might.

Chig was thundergooning when Mack and Myles came to pick him up.

by Chigsmomsbox December 28, 2024

Thundergoon

The art of a Jack using thunderous strength, nearly to the point of ripping his Fleming off.

Stop thundergooning dude, you’re gonna hurt yourself.

by ChigeTheNige December 28, 2024

Thundergoon

To masturbate so hard to something, that it sounds as if your cock is producing thunder

Yesterday I got caught thundergooning because my weener is so loud.

by Atlas198387 April 3, 2025

Thundergooning

Gooning so unbelievably fast, it breaks the sound barrier and makes a sound akin to thunder. Used as tech in high-level Jerkmate Ranked matches, but not recommended for beginners as it could obliterate an untrained schlong.

Commentator 1: Big lead from Henry as he starts Thundergooning, could this be the match winner?
Commentator 2: What the fuck how is that possible

by try finger but hole April 18, 2025