Deep Vein Thrombonesis

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.

After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

Deep vein thrombosis

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imma speedrun Just Cause 3 until I get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS

by Mr. QB March 7, 2022

Deep Vein Thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) occurs when a blood clot (thrombus) forms in one or more of the deep veins in the body, usually in the legs. Deep vein thrombosis can cause leg pain or swelling. Sometimes there are no noticeable symptoms. You can get DVT if you have certain medical conditions that affect how the blood clots.

100% speedrunning just cause 3 multiple times may give you deep vein thrombosis

by Blitzkriegsler August 28, 2022

Deep Bone Throbosis

A condition in which a male is so sexually aroused his penis erects slightly beyond its maximum potential. This causes not only intense throbbing but bulging veins and a decent amount of pain. The only cure for this condition is to plunge the erect penis balls deep into a tight vagina or oral stimulation.

George: "Hey man look at that hottie!"
Josh: "Man she's really h...." *winces in pain*
George: "Whats the matter dude?!"
Josh: "She's given me deep bone throbosis and it hurts like hell. George, I hate to say this but, if she isn't interested in me right this instant, can you do me a favor?"

by DasBooter August 26, 2016

Thrombumsis

Thrombumsis occurs when the half-formed turds swirling around in your rectum scrape against the rough surface of an Asseroma. This causes a larger ball of turd (thrombum) to be formed that blocks the rectum. An Asseurysm may be caused if the buildup of farts behind the swollen shit causes the ass pressure to rise, and occasionally a nugget of faeces will break away from the thrombum and lodge itself in the anus. This is referred to as a Bumbolism. Any of these diseases can cause Coronary Ass Disease and can even cause a Myoarseial Infartion.

Already suffering from Asseroma, Terry must now deal with the thrombumsis occurring in his rectum.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

game of thronesing

A euphemism for having incestuous sex with an attractive relative.

Dear Sansa,

Me and Aunt Dany got really drunk last night and ended up game of thronesing all night long!

Hope everything is good in Winterfell.

Xoxo Jon

by FazSickJoke October 29, 2017