thrombosis 

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.

Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.

thrombosis by The Troll May 16, 2006

Thrombosis

The absolute sigma that is ME

Thrombosis is the coolest guy you'll ever meet

Thrombosis by thesigma. February 7, 2026

Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Thrombosis of the poop shoot by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis by Casting_couch November 6, 2021

Deep vein thrombosis

D E E P
V E I N

T H R O M B O S I S

imma speedrun Just Cause 3 until I get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS

Deep vein thrombosis by Mr. QB March 7, 2022

Deep Vein Thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) occurs when a blood clot (thrombus) forms in one or more of the deep veins in the body, usually in the legs. Deep vein thrombosis can cause leg pain or swelling. Sometimes there are no noticeable symptoms. You can get DVT if you have certain medical conditions that affect how the blood clots.

100% speedrunning just cause 3 multiple times may give you deep vein thrombosis

Deep Vein Thrombosis by Blitzkriegsler August 28, 2022

Little Sperm Thrombosis 

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!

Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!

Little Sperm Thrombosis by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008