Helle Thorning

The Danish definition of Rage Quit.

A Helle Thorning:

Dave: Any ONE of these SIX FUCKING CARDS and I would have won! UnbeFUCKINGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! Fucking cards! FUCK YOU!"

- From Rage Quit

by Kimovitzh October 4, 2011

Thorpeing

The act of attempting to save money but actually incurring more overall expense and then justifying the additional time, money, and resources spent with backward logic and citing intangible benefits.

Kevin wanted to use less natural gas to heat his new home and elected to build a wood burning fireplace. In saving an average of $4.25 a month in natural gas, he ended up Thorpeing it by wasting an entire Saturday every year driving to the woods to cut down dead trees, costing $40 in gas and another $7.50 to power the chainsaw as it spewed carbon emissions into the otherwise pristine mountain air. The chimney sweep only costs about $50 every other year and the fines for burning wood on red-burn days in the polluted valley add up, too. But hey, the whole endeavor takes him back to an earlier day and age when the world was more innocent and a man could feel good about a hard days work.

by n0b0undaries May 22, 2014

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

thoring

(verb) engaging in activities characterized by a nordic fellow by the name of Thor.

Definition: The action of spitting nonsensical facts during an ordinary conversation.

“spoink!”
“my eyes were blue when i was younger but now they are more green”
“habitability around orange dwarf stars is highly unlikely”
“Again with the thoring man?”
“they are making white tattoo ink for black people”

by vole gang November 3, 2019

tharping

the act of not touching vagina
or getting any kind of ass at all

" man i was totally tharping last weekend, my girlfriend was out of town!"

by christohper lambert December 27, 2007

Tharping

Someone who is gay, but insists on never coming out of the closet.

I don't know why she insists on (tharping) it's a new century.

by Jibs007 April 18, 2018

Thorting

The act of laugh so hard you wheeze or cough during the laugh resulting in you falling or sliding to the ground continuously wheezing which makes you laugh/wheeze more.

Alex, and the boys were playing games and suddenly Alex started thorting when he was trying to tell his joke.

by ThottietooHottie June 6, 2018