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Thorpe Bay 

Seen as the most expensive and posh area in Southend in Essex. Full of rich people in massive houses who go there to die.

Only residents are teenagers, old people or Jews.

Nice beach though..
George: Hey dude, where're you from?
Chris: Thorpe Bay.
George: Posh twat.
Thorpe Bay by spoonsmuch October 27, 2011

thorpe park 

The place where i spend all my time at like every good coaster enthusiast should.I wake up outside the entrance inside a tent and use the annual pass that i found in the bin to gain entrance to the park every day.

The security men beat me with sticks and poor coffee down my tent every night.It's not my fault my house is right outside the entrance to the park.

The park is home to the best rides in the world ever and whoever disagrees is wrong and deserves to be drowned by the mafia.Nemesis inferno is amazing.

Alton towers must rot!!

Thorpe Park Feeling 

A feeling of anxiety or anticipation before an event (can also be felt before going to Thorpe Park) Can trigger lack of sleep and difficulty of eating
Friend1: Eurgh I couldn't eat this morning and I feel really sick, its weird :S Friend2: Thorpe park feeling? Friend1: Yeah :(

thorpe it 

To go all out, if you Thorpe it you are giving it the full send. No holding back.
“ Oi bro fucking Thorpe it tonight ayy” or “bro Thorpe the cunt just fucking give it a full send
thorpe it by Gazbazmazgaz April 27, 2019

thorpe park 

"off to thorpe park with the lads tomorrow"
"sad"
thorpe park by tomfishno January 20, 2021

Thorpe Says... 

History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect
G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
Thorpe Says... by Jones November 23, 2004