Thorny

To be horny and thirsty at the same time.
Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.
by vp21 January 01, 2014
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Thorny

A massive black man with big ass ears.
by onedamnbigthorny November 09, 2007
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Thorny

To be horny for a hammer-sized penis.
by Thor12345 January 13, 2011
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Thorny

Being both tired and horny.
"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."
by BlacOut January 17, 2015
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Thorni Bois

A plant that an animal called Surdle eats. It's crunchy, and is the only plant that surdle will monch on.
Shygals R Cool: Look at Surdle monch all of those thorni bois!
Surdle: *monch monch monch*
Deesco: Amazing!
by Tender Nepurdle January 11, 2019
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Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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thorny scrub

A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
by HeyyItzJay January 23, 2017
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