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When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013
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An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
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Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.
by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021
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When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
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Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.
"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shitit was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."
by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011
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When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
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While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009
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