the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"
Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...
by Bennjammin July 27, 2018
"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019
When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013
Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
by Gemma5521 April 04, 2021
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.
"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"
"Thor's Hammer is awesome."
"Thor's Hammer is awesome."
by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 09, 2011