Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Thanya

She's low-key perfect ! (Zodiac Pieces) , She's moody and she's precious to the guy whom she likes infact the guy should be lucky!!.. an amazing person to be with.

Who's yr gf bruh? Yoo it's Thanya -
Well you're lucky then.

by Williiyyyyy September 23, 2021

Póg mo thón

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass

A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"

by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

thonking

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

by Sezziex July 10, 2017

thong

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

by mint chip girl May 13, 2011