Thoughtism

When you think someone has autism but turns out theres fuck all wrong with them

Sorry man my bad I thought you was on the spectrum! A mistaken case of thoughtism

by C Dore March 4, 2022

Trangitis

A fatal disease that can come from hanging around girls named trang. Trangitis comes in 6 stages.
1. Vegetarianism- You'll slowly give up meat but you will also refuse to eat vegetables because you're stubborn.
2. Cup Noodleism- Your lack of nutrition from no meat and vegetables will lead to you only eating cup noodles.
3. Hypertension- Your addiction for cup noodles will give you high blood pressure and give you a high risk of death.
4. Tranny Obsession- You'll develop an obsession over trannies like John Luu because your mind's going insane.
5. Bad Spelling- In addition, since your mind is going insane, you'll spell easy words wrong.
6. Craziness- You'll start to laugh for no reason at all and everyone will think you're on drugs but in reality you've been infected with Trangitis. At this point, it's too late and you've now become a Trang.
Symptons- Barfing, Meatphobia, spelling chocolate wrong, addiction to Gossip Girl, Weirdness

He's been hanging with trang too much, he's developed trangitis.

by NotAnt June 13, 2013

Thongtied

When youre stuck with your partner.

Hey dude, im thongtied right now, could i call you back later?

by tobelobbe April 25, 2013

Thongstick

1) An insult you can yell at someone who is keeping you awake when you are trying to sleep.
2) While at a party, a group of girls sit in a circle, all of which are wearing thongs, a dildo is then inserted into their female parts. The girls then scream, "THONGSTICK", and which ever girl yells loudest gets to make love with the hottest guy at the party.

1) "Hey! Keep it down out here you thongstick!
2)I just won thongstick, now I'm going to get porked by Brad

by StickyBear23 December 10, 2014

tonginism

having an Asian buy you Chinese food for a lifetime and gives you a special one-ton wanton

"Hey man, what's up?!" "Nothing much, you?" "Oh nothing really, just converted to tonginism."

by J1T_ May 16, 2016

Toungitis

When the tounge is an abnormal color. This can only be solved by hooking up.

Known as “toungitis”.

“Miranda that’s a disgusting case of toungitis, go hook up already!

by Whattajew September 28, 2018

Thoughtise

A social media post that includes a thought (musing) that includes advise of a generalized nature. A whimsical pondering that concludes in a learning moment.

I really think you were on to something in your thoughtise on Facebook this morning.

by Smicki December 26, 2018