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Thirstified

I am very hydrated; I am thirstified
by Tatortot316 September 18, 2017
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Thirstinomics

The branch of study dedicated to the analysis of the production, consumption, dissemination of thirst generating content. (ex: Thirst-traps, Onlyfans content, general e-thottery, etc)
The secret to her becoming successful on OnlyFans was her mastery of thirstinomics.
by Salvaged_DLC March 11, 2022
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thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.
My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".
by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022
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Thicctism

the act of being thicc
he had a bad case of thicctism
by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022
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Thirstiana

Pron: Thurs-t-aa-naa

The named applied to females of any race or ethnicity usually found in the inner city or ghetto, but can be found anywhere, whose daily intentions are to see how much manipulation of men or women for money, food, drugs, shelter, rides, or any random favors without compensation, they can squeeze out of whatever gullible schmuck who happens to mistakingly make brief eye contact. Also, no matter what their thirst never seems to get quenched.
Origin: My brain
Ex: Man1- Damn check out that bitch over there, she's fine as fuck!

Man2- Bro, that bitch is thirsty!

Man1- Thirsty?

Man2- Yeah that's her name, Thirstiana, stop looking, stupid!

Man1- I'll get her some water if she's dehydrated.

Man2- Thirstiana will dehydrate your bank account if you don't stop.......damn too late.......good luck sucka!

Thirstiana- Hey baby, is that your bank roll in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?!?!
by STR8JKT22 November 7, 2022
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Thirstslap

"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"
by dilflord November 30, 2022
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Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.
Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*
by dannydunlop October 7, 2009
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