Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.

Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.

by The Rockit February 24, 2010

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

by AlmondTester January 3, 2021

friend third wheel

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.

*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.

by Oggi March 1, 2015

Americas Third Party

A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.

A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.

by Jon Spermheim February 22, 2012

Demarcus Cousins The Third

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline

YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

by lbkihaeoidrhgaiep[ob gnhp[eoa December 8, 2021

Third partied

When in a FPS, you are fighting a team, and another team joins in on the fighting.

We got third partied and died after we killed that squad.

by SomeIdiotXL April 10, 2020

Jade Thirlwall

Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.

Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?

Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?

Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.

Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!

Girl:........

by americanmixer December 7, 2013