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turdball neighbors

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.
Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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turdball

Someone or something that is a disgrace or a bad influence on everyone. A turdball usually ticks everyone off by representing their stupidity in the least valuable ways. A turdball can also be defined with the following: someone that smells like crap, as if rolled in turds. For this is why the word gets its meaning. A turdball is disliked. The word is used as an insult, not a compliment.

A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.
1. "Stop it, Allysa! You are being a turdball!"
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.
by itchypants47 November 22, 2016
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thirstballin

an unhealthy, uncontrollably strong desire to do something...on the verge of being sexual...needs quenching.
Dude was thirstballin for some cheetos.
by SMT31 November 7, 2008
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THIRDRAIL

A live electrical rail that can zap you to death.

a trap put out by the government to kill all graffiti artist.
Thirdrail can kill so watch your step!!
by DigDug March 8, 2004
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Turdballs

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.
PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!
by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022
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The Third Ball

Part of the penis showing game.

When you bring your nutsack up over your penis completely. This should shield your penis and through your sack it appears to be a third testicle.
Check this out, it's called the third ball.
Wow, it looks like you have three balls.
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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turdball

That guy over there is such a turdball! All he ever does is insult people. Someone should just punch him!
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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