Thine Love Rod

my boyfriends penis

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment

by Hamletlover April 12, 2010

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger

A burger served with bleu cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

''Tis all goodeth in thine hoodeth

Synonym for "it's cool" or "Don't worry about it"; phrase used to ease the mind of one who is concerned, or in response to an apology sorry

You don't have to worry about forgetting the dip, ''tis all goodeth in thine hoodeth.

by Chrisb14 June 22, 2017

beateth thine meateth

The Shakespearean way to refer to beating of the meat.

aamir you must stop the beateth thine meateth

by hugepp69420 November 24, 2023

hangin thine self

to ask somebody or one self to hang upon a rope at least 10 feet or 3.048 meters and kill themselves while doing so

hangin thine self you peace of s**t

by Hangin Thine Self April 29, 2025

Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

Thine Mother

A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.

Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother

by ThatFire August 30, 2021