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dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014
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therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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Therapuppy

The basic joy and sometimes inexplicable therapeutic values offered by being around a puppy or lovable dog. That special way that petting a dog can make you feel better without words being expressed, just unconditional love.
Arthur asked to come over today so he could play with my dog Oliver and get some much needed therapuppy after a hard week.
by SumsMeUp June 20, 2009
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speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."
by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020
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therapy

I need therapy
by Dubiks January 13, 2019
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grizzly therapy

A very fast-paced and highly successful psychotherapy that puts normal neurotics into the wild and running from grizzly bears guarding their young.
I tried a single course of grizzly therapy and was miraculously cured!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020
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Conversion Therapy

Because nobody else actually gave a definition, opting instead to give their opinions, here's the definition I found on Wikipedia:
"Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual's sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions."
Conversion Therapy is indeed a form of brainwashing, but people should know the full definition, not just that it's bad.
by NothingBetterToDoToday March 13, 2019
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