Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003

Theft

To illegally obtain in a furtive manner any substance that do not lawfully belong to the person taking it.

Johnny's theft of the credit card has caused Momo a plethora of troubles.

by delerius security November 19, 2003

Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid May 13, 2006

theft

noun. A dj from Houston, Tx that somehow wound up in the NW. Speaks with a thick accent and uses words and phrases such as fixin, ima, gonna and the dreaded ya'll. Recieved the name for being arrested for shoplifting motor oil on his eighteenth birthday.

Theft's set was aweseome until he picked up the microphone.

by Colin Pinkerton November 18, 2003

Theft

A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman

My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass

by MrInfo August 6, 2019

theft

Modern shorthand for "the left"

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft

by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 12, 2021

Theft

Getting paid for having sex with someone and expecting to be respected for doing it.

"Come on, I got the theft you after all."

by Little short man May 12, 2023