skinning the wookie

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour

I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex

by quagmire69 December 9, 2008

Hug the Wookie

Do something without planning. Off the cuff.

-You ever rode this mountain bike trail before?
-Nope, gonna hug the wookie!

-We're pinned down, no where to go! What do we do?
-Time to hug the wookie, cover me!

-Did you make notes for your speech?
-Naw, I just hug the wookie.

-How did you make that?
-I dunno, just hugged the wookie and this is what I ended up with.

by Ganbareyan January 31, 2023

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Grooming the Wookie

Stroking your meat pole!

My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!

by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006

Taming the wookie

Making a retarted girl climax until she makes the sound of a female wookie.

Hey Dude! Remember that chick we saw at the restaurant that looked like Corkey from the TV show Life Goes On? Well I brought her over to my house and was taming the wookie all night long!!!!

by Bro-mance March 5, 2009

Let the wookie win

A nerd/geek phrase.
A reference to Star Wars: Used to describe a situation where you are dealing with someone extremely drunk (Whiskey is usually a common facor), whom words cannot penetrate their psyche, they only speak the language of violence. They have a "pick-a-fight" mentality, yet you decline as much as possible to avoid it. This is mostly because you are smaller and fragile like a droid, and they are bigger than you like a wookie.

Friend: What happened between you and our mutual friend?

You : He kept slapping me around because he drank a lot of WHISKEY, and decided to single me out for being the bohemoth that he is. He kept slapping me in the face and calling a bitch. I just had to "Let the wookie win".

by Anti-Hipster of the Apocolypse January 5, 2011

Talk to the Wookie

Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries

My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.

by Masakatsu47 September 22, 2020