When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
by hotmama4u April 13, 2009
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
by peter-mario May 29, 2008
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
by My first abortion tickled August 6, 2010
by Geraldo Spicano August 29, 2005
by Rockyman3 May 11, 2020
by BBB World War I October 25, 2017
Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
by Fishyyz January 8, 2021