Slim jim

A penis that’s long but not wide

Your dick look like a fucking slim Jim homie!😂

by Vjsjskskw March 18, 2019

Slim Jim

A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.

My girlfriend loves slim jims.

by Awesome0000000001 June 6, 2009

slim jim

A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.

Me and some random ate a slim jim last night.

by crundle_fairy October 21, 2010

Slim Jim

When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.

Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!

by festeringfetus December 27, 2010

The Slim Jim

When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**

My girl love the slim jim after anal

by A-town stay down November 7, 2007

Slim Jim

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

slim jim

Another word for a condom.

Her: " You brought the condoms?"
Him: " You mean the slim jims ;) "

by Jimmy the catfish February 1, 2021