We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

Sharpen the Sword

Another phrase for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude

by .&:&3&83 July 7, 2018

sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015

Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011