the Behrend Ratio

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010

the tech ratio

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.

Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.

by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019

The DA Ratio

Named after a famous scholar, the David Allen ratio is calculated as follows:

DA = (Alcohol %) ÷ (Cost of Drink)

Wow, thats a great deal! 10% beer for $5. The DA ratio is 2.0. AMAZING!!

by Academic Scholar September 19, 2011

the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

the Seaside Ratio

When there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. Often the girl is a skank and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.

"Every bar we went to last night had the Seaside Ratio"

by OMGitsDANxCORE July 17, 2009

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

The Radio Flyer

The idiot who

(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and

(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.

The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.

They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.

Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.

You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.

Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...

The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?

by hudson duster January 2, 2010