Skip to main content

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017
mugGet the Prepare the Meat mug.

The Woodlands Preparatory School

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.
by svensk'd June 13, 2011
mugGet the The Woodlands Preparatory School mug.

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.
by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008
mugGet the prepare the meal mug.

the french peepers

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off
two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.
by ctr13 July 10, 2009
mugGet the the french peepers mug.

The Woodlands preparatory school

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.
Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr
by Yurboi x.x February 27, 2019
mugGet the The Woodlands preparatory school mug.

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the prefers the flatter shoe mug.

Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.
by WalterTar November 25, 2024
mugGet the Prepearing the thanksgiving feast mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email