The Passion of the Christ

Though it is supposed to be a "good" movie, I don't think i would be able to enjoy it. Partly because of Jesus and the brutality in the movie, but more becuase Mel Gibson is a member of Opus Dei.

I will never see The Passion. Not because I am of weak mind or body...its just that Mel Gibson is an arse.

by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

The Passion of the Christ

A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.

Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there

by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

the passion of the Christ

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.

Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?

by Pissed Off Person April 25, 2004

a passion of the Christ

Intensely.

I hate this class with a passion of the Christ.

by CodyOdi September 21, 2009

Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.

Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"

by johnBOX February 11, 2006

the passion of christ

A rather lengthy snuff film.

The passion of the Christ was a kinky boy's delight!

by VKX April 28, 2005

the passion of christ

a movie by mel gibson, the son of a holocaust denier, that somehow made it through the jews in hollywood to tell the story of jesus while being subtly anti-semetic

wait, where was the easter bunny in the passion of christ?

by anonymous April 15, 2004