The one
The one by Justin Farmer May 31, 2006
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A positive phrase in the civillian sector, but in the military it is used negatively. You do something stupid, then you're "that guy" that gets everyone fucked up because of your actions. This type of marine is also referred to as a shitbag, buddy fucker, garbage, etc.
Drill instructor: "Don't be the one that gets caught stealing peanut butter packets from the chow hall! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"
(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"
The One
1.) The person you are meant to be with. Your soulmate.
2.) Neo's true person in The Matrix.
3.) Your perfect choice when doing something, store, car dealership, police lineup, etc..
4.) A very good movie starring Jet Li and Jason Statham traveling to paralell universes.
2.) Neo's true person in The Matrix.
3.) Your perfect choice when doing something, store, car dealership, police lineup, etc..
4.) A very good movie starring Jet Li and Jason Statham traveling to paralell universes.
1.) Dude, I know it, she is the one.
2.) Morpheus: He IS the one.
3.) Policeman: Is that the man who robbed you, ma'am? Woman: Yes, he's the one who did it.
4.) Am I the ONLY person on the planet that thought The One was a good movie. I bet you couldn't have done any better..... Jackass.
2.) Morpheus: He IS the one.
3.) Policeman: Is that the man who robbed you, ma'am? Woman: Yes, he's the one who did it.
4.) Am I the ONLY person on the planet that thought The One was a good movie. I bet you couldn't have done any better..... Jackass.
The One by Savior of The Universe May 11, 2006
the one
anyone: "you're the one!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "youre the one!"
keanu: "what? why am i here?"
anyone: "cause you're the one!"
keanu: "you havent answered my question"
anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "youre the one!"
keanu: "what? why am i here?"
anyone: "cause you're the one!"
keanu: "you havent answered my question"
anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"
the one
1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.
The One
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she has the best personality, she is down to earth, she is super smart, she is very athletic, super kind, and yeah she really is that beautiful. She is the most amazing girl you meet, and whoever she ends up is the luckiest guy you know. She is the best thing that could happen to anyone!
The One by Mr.Original1 December 18, 2012