A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
by Anita Kakenmee September 7, 2008
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Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.
by Chris#2 August 10, 2008
noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:
"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"
OR
"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"
Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"
OR
"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"
Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
by Ja-' Chri-' UK April 18, 2006
by Dontavius December 13, 2004
To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010
When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.
"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."
"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"
"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"
"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"
"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"
"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
by Lord Funzor August 29, 2007