The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2, aka the "novel coronavirus".
They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.
by Monseignore Laszlo November 06, 2020
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Koof

Anything good, escpecially used in sports. Origins from the sound that a basketball makes as it goes through a hoop, and a player may call "koof" when he takes the shot. However, the term may be applied to any success or good thing.
Person 1: I got an A on that math test!
Person 2: Koof!

"that was a koof game of baseball."

"that chick was looking pretty koof today"
by sayheykid March 30, 2010
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the crease where the cheek of a girls ass ends and the leg begins. the size of the koof is directly proportionate to that of the entire ass, thus a fat ass equals a savage koof. measured by how many fingers fit under it when your hand is flat and palm up. incase of any confusion refer to any picture of vida guerra's ass
dude, vida guerra's got atleast a 4-finger koof.
by reydub January 19, 2010
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"Did you get any koof after that party last night?"
"No man, there wasn't any koof to go around"
by Nick Reade May 14, 2008
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koof

Short for "kufar." Derogatory term for no-Muslim or non-observant Muslim.
Don't invite him to study. He's a koof.
by Alex 49er June 12, 2010
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Koof

Noun-
1. The male equivalent of "Cunt."
Can be used to describe either gender if one is uncomfortable with using the word "Cunt."

2. Thing.

3. Vagina

Adjective- (Koofy)
1. Slutty/Easy
Noun:
1. Man that guy is such a koof, he cheated on his girlfriend three times.

2. Hey, what was that koof you got stuck in your koof last week at the koof?

3. I've really been craving some koof lately.

Adjective:
1. Man that girl is so koofy, she let me into her koof on the first date.
by Thomas Michaels August 24, 2013
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She has a nice koof.
Look at all the koof in this room.
by Cody Jones November 05, 2007
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