The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026

slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 17, 2008

What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005

King Rando of the Ham

The most Random person being the most hammed at a party

Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham

by Michael Beasly November 15, 2010

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019