lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.

Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper

by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

The Crapper

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!

"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)

by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Get to the Chopper

Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.

Also known as the Schwarzenegger

"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"

Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"

Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"

by thegooddrbill May 6, 2013

The copperfield

When your super old that your cum is basically dust and your banging a tinder hoe and want to cum and leave her without her knowing. You pull out as you cum your dust in her face and say “Copperfield” and escape without her seeing because the dust cum acts kinda like a smoke bomb

“Dude last night I met a girl on tinder and gave her the copperfield.

by Kaje2315 December 17, 2020

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016