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The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.
“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”
The Coachella by garwoodj June 14, 2018

The-Coach 

The-Coach is a gaming legend. Over years of training from the Gamecube version of the popular 007 game "Night Fire" he game a PRO at fps. His Night Fire skills transfered over to the game Halo. The first time he ever played halo, as well as an xbox he beet one of its legends. Now The-Coach is a Halo 2 legend, using his wits, stratigies, and skills to pwn anyone who gets in his way. His halo skills somehow transfer to all other fps games. He was recently showed the world of MMORPGS, which he is mastering. World of warcraft is his game. He plays on Server Frostmane as the tauren warrior named RAGNARHOOF. It seems destiny has choosen The-Coach as the worlds greatest gamer. Being only 15 and mastering almost anygame he touches. He is currently working on a show that shows the struggles of his life called cronicles of teh coach. His catchline is "im gonna teach ya how to play" If oyu ever spot him pwning in Warcraft 3 The Frozen throne give him a holla.
The-Coach is a toal pro.
The-Coach by The-Coach August 8, 2006

Flight of the conchords 

Oceania's version of The Lonely Island. A bumpin' music duo consisting of comedy, talent, and swag.
Oi mate! Flight of the conchords fair dinkum vibin.'

The Coach Richie 

Staying up till late hours of the night playing finger golf and drinking rum.
I'll need to pull The Coach Richie tonight if I'm going to finish my tournaments before the deadline!
The Coach Richie by CataclysmicGC November 16, 2021

The Chonchoogala 

The Chonchoogala is a creature that lurks near any natural source of light. In the day, you are never safe from it because it will travel fast in the sunlight. At night, it lurks where the moonlight reflects off the land and water. You can survive if you stay away from any natural lighting from the sun or moon. Once the Chonchoogala has the scent for someone, they won’t stop being followed by it until they are dead. The Chonchoogala has been described as having a skinny torso with long arms and legs. The hands and feet have long claws to shred people open. The Chonchoogala is strong enough to rip someone in half. It has dark black eyes and a mouth with 7 layers of teeth going down it’s throat. The Chonchoogala is said to be able to change its size ranging from 2 feet to 12 feet tall. It is a great swimmer underwater that will pull you down under and drain your blood into the water. It is also supposedly an extremely great runner and cannot be outran if the sun or moonlight are beaming down upon it.
The body of The Chonchoogala is adapted to an environment with natural light to catch its prey.

The Coach Scruggs 

Flirt with freshmans and bust on the toilet seat after
Dude he just pulled The Coach Scruggs
The Coach Scruggs by epicguy6741 August 25, 2025