bash the bologna

to masturbate

I'm going to go bash the bologna now.

by jack noff March 10, 2009

Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020

Bash the Bratwurst

To jerk off. To masturbate.

He likes to bash the bratwurst every night.

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 October 2, 2016

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!

by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022

what the bashta

1)an expression which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief, during times of amazement, bewilderment, and/or bedazzlement.
2)Bashta is the Bulgarian translation for the English word, "father." Thus, roughly translating the term into, "What, The Father!"
3)a synonym for "oh my gosh."

"..so i'm really excited about tomorrow! i've been planning this for so long, and the tickets for just the two of us cost me a small fortune."

"oh, tomorrow? yeah, i decided i'm not going with you anymore.."

"WHAT??! WHAT THE BASHTA??!?!!"

by DictionaryHQ August 10, 2007

The bashers

The bashers are the current rulers of planet clom in which they used a very special attack to achieve. They're also attending Katriona Weiss Sanwells maths classes. The bashers are a grand wee bunch. Don't mess with the bashers.

Basher Keane: oi ee the bashers help I just pood ma pants
Basher Ewan: jings crivens help ma boab!
Basher Jace: proof?

by Jacyhens17 April 9, 2021