Albert the ginger

very ginger

being defined Albert the ginger means that a person or thing is either acting or just is very ginger

by jonnythelad January 8, 2019

Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

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Person 343: Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

by Jules the King November 15, 2006

I'll Alert The Media

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010