Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007