the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 23, 2020

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Get in the Sea

When something is so unbelievably stupid, the only response is to demand its devolution to an amphibious state.

- Got a spare £314,000? Then buy a printed version of Wikipedia
- Get in the sea

by Angrylol June 26, 2015

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Ah Good, The Sea

A wonderfully cryptic piece of graffiti sprayed on Retreat Lane wall by York University. Internet sources claim it has been there since the mid 80s at least.

We have been travelling for miles . . . Ah good, the sea!

by MRChimpy April 2, 2011

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The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.

I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea

by Choosenan March 13, 2019

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Married to the sea

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018

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freedom of the sea

single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.

(derived from the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea").

Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"

by Polo August 26, 2006

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