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The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.
Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020
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The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.
We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.
by kcommedic June 15, 2021
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resident of the isle of lesbos

Female who prefers the intimate company of other females.
Jimbo: Man, Dykena is pretty hot.
Billy Joe: Don't bother. She's a resident of the isle of lesbos.
by sbo January 6, 2012
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The Pond Road Residence

The most exclusive residence building at York University in Toronto. Largely populated by students studying at the Schulich School of Business, Canada's #1 ranked business school. Most Pond residents can be noticed from among the rest of York because of their designer clothes or the fact that they are wearing a Schulich leonard.
Average York student: "Like your outfit"
Amy: "It's Chanel"
Average York student: "Cool"
Amy: So where do you live?
Average York student: The Village, you?
Amy: The Pond Road Residence duuh (flips her hair and walks away in her Jimmy Choos)
by Pond Road Resident July 10, 2010
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