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Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.
"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."
by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015
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The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019
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doing the oj

running through the airport
yo man, look at that man doing the oj”
by littytittylikeakitty June 17, 2018
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oj the juice man

the most bullshit rapper alive, cant rime, got famous the same way diddy did (lucked the fuck up and found good rappers)only says "ay" "okay" and "six in the morinin"
the most bullshit rapper alive, cant rime, got famous the same way diddy did (lucked the fuck up and found good rappers)only says "ay" "okay" and "six in the morinin"oj the juice man
by fonzienigga August 30, 2009
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OJ and the Simpsons

A psychedelic/blues jam band from Jacksonville Florida. Consists of 4 badasses with nothing to lose.
by Ryan, Kyle, Doug, Jake April 15, 2008
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