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Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021

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You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

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I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

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If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

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that'll be the frosty friday

that day will never come; don't hold your breath.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

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I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

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