talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

The John

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

by Rbs January 27, 2005

go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

The John Frost School

A shitty school in Newport with a "strict" bullying policy they don't act on. Students mess around in most lessons and the teachers don't seem to care much.
Forced students to take down a video that showed the school in a realistic light rather than the over the top positive way. The school then punished the students harshly

Person 1: Hey what school do you go to?
Person 2: The John Frost School
Person 1: Oh, the shitty one in Newport?
Person 2: Yeah that one

by GhostRiddler June 30, 2019

The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.

Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016

The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.

John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!

by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019