dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006

Killing the company

When you shit on company time

You only worked 7 hours instead of 8, you're killing the company

by Joseeehosee August 21, 2020

Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.

"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

by Canadaslang December 27, 2011

people are known by the company they keep

The people you associate with will affect your reputation

Jimmy: Why do they hate me

Bob: People are known by the company they keep

by MLGjimmy January 18, 2017

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

Illumination the company

cash grab company as a whole

wow i really hate Illumination the company

by tomatolovererererererrerer July 23, 2022