colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024

colin of the bill

colin of the bill is a man among boys no matter what age people he is hanging around with. He is a legend to all of Danbury, ct and he is the sole proprietor of the "why not?" movement of 2008.

colin of the bill reps mad hard all the time, constantly throwing out crazy " why not"s all the time. If I had a girlfriend (haha) I wouldn't let her around colin of the bill.

by GriffinIsMyPup April 5, 2008

Shut The Fuck Up Colin

Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.

Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.

by Bruh128596 October 16, 2021

Colin Healy and the Jetskis

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

The Clincher

1. The factoid that seal's the deal basically. 'Case Closed'.

2. Track 1 on the album 'This type of thinking could do us in', by Chevelle.

"So it turns out there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction?" "Yeah! Here's the clincher; the President is just a dumbass that lied!"

by Korremar July 2, 2005

The Celine Dion

The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."

Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."

by CumDumpster March 14, 2012