the Black Parade

Originated from My Chemical Romance's album title and video clip "Welcome To The Black Parade", "the Black Parade" means "life after death" or "death" or anything similar to it. Therefore, the phrase "Join the Black Parade" means "to die".

"She joined the Black Parade last night"
Meaning: "She died last night"

"I wanna join the Black Parade"
Meaning: " I wanna die"

"See you in the Black Parade!"
Meaning: "See you in life after death!"

MCR rocks my world!! Give a cheer to all the broken!!

P/S: Gerard's smile is heavenly but Gerard's hair is fatal.
Anyway, he still got the good looks.

by heleyna-ardie-beena November 5, 2008

The Black Tubes

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.

Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.

by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

the black frat

A egotistical prick who wears lululemon, asks 14 yearolds for blow jobs, sells juul pods to 5th grade boys all the way to preppy highschoolers in the Saint Louis area. has chicken legs in which you can break if you touch it. Lives off of memories. Smells like asshole.

Boy1: Yo where did you get the pods?
Boy2: I got it from the black frat. But i had to let him in my house because was a thirsty apparently. he smelled like straight asshole. i had to get 5 cans of febreeze in that mug.
Boy1: o.0

by Dontworryboutit314 May 31, 2018

The Black Hole

The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.

I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".

by DiabeticMike October 14, 2009

The Black Dahlia Murder

Named for the infamous 1947 slaying of 22-year-old Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia, sounds like they should live in Scandinavia, whence originates much of the frenetic brand of death and black metal that inspires them. Formed in January 2001, the group followed their six-song What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse demo with the four-track A Cold-Blooded Epitaph EP, which was released on their own Lovelost Records. With a number of acclaimed concerts appearances like the Milwaukee Metal Fest already under their belts, the group then signed with Metal Blade in 2003 and were soon recording their debut album, Unhallowed. 2005's Miasma and 2007's Nocturnal kept death metal as the group's foundation, though the band began exhibiting an increasingly melodic streak that came to fruition on 2009's brutal, but majestic Deflorate.

The Black Dahlia Murder is such a well-balanced brutal band. I saw them live and went nuts when this bad-ass gorilla started running around the stage during Statutory Ape

by MurderFlakes February 4, 2010

The Black Knight

A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.

The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!

by Fawful668 July 28, 2008

The Black Plague

Similar to the "Bieber Fever", the Black Plague is a very deadly disease, and highly contagious. Thanks to Rebecca Black, she has spread this new disease to million and possible billions of innocent people.

Logan: Ugh, Bro! I cant get that stupid Rebecca Black song "Friday" out of my head!!

Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".

Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"

*crying & sobbing*

by Dragon Lust April 19, 2011