Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

Thales

Thales is the most beautiful man (both inside and out), sexy and intelligent in the world. HE ROCKS AT THE GUITAR. He smells really good and has one of the best musical tastes (except for ghostemane lol). Thales is also the best boyfriend you can have and your best friend too. He's the best person you can EVER meet. But one of its greatest qualities is being incredibly hot. Thales is SO hot that it makes you want to VAPO VAPO NHECO NHECO every day, every hour, ‘til you can't take it anymore. But Thales is mostly everything you need to have by your side and that is what will make you love him more and more at each day.

person: “OMG who is this guy EXTREMELY hot playing that AMAZING guitar?”
me: “That’s my perfect boyfriend Thales”

by thalessgirlfriend February 1, 2020

Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020

Didn't have the cameras on

Didn't have the cameras on is a phrase used when a popular youtuber FlightReacts, proclaims that he has done something significant, but he doesn't have any physical evidence to prove so.

*Flight sees a dude 360 windmill dunk*

Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"

by Fearrr June 17, 2020

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.

"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.

by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018