Thanus

The theory of ant man crawling up thanos's ass hole.

Jim: THE THANUS THEORY IS TRUE!!!!

Adam: YOU FUCKING ENDGAME SPOILER

Thanus by TechnaSlyce May 26, 2019

Thanus

When Ant Man goes up [Thanos butt, and Thanos becomes Thanus. Than Thanos has a huge orgasim.

Thanus' anus is bigger than Uranus

Thanus by Dildo eater May 3, 2019

Thanus

is that fucking whole after the island flew away.

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Thanus ;)

Thanus by Add me on fortnite- TTV Anebay October 9, 2018

Thanus

The giant ass of a baller. Generally refers to an ass with such great volume, it actually possesses its own gravitational pull. Can also be used in reference to the person who posseses said ass. Ex. Hey look at that Thanus! Has the biggest but on the team besides the fat kids!

Ali: Hot dang! check out that fine thanus! I love football players
Christine: He does not even need to tackle the other team man. All he has to do is sit, and there goes the team!
Ali: Break me off a piece of that!

Thanus by Baller08 January 10, 2009

Thanus

A sexual act that involves turning a partner's buttocks into a deep shade of purple after several ferocious lashes from one's hand

"Dude, I gave my girl a thanus last night, and she hasn't been able to sit since."

Thanus by Mashity Thanass March 29, 2019

Thanus

small weenier

small head

small chest

small tits

eew u look like a Thanus

Thanus by dsfxgchvjbknlmnbnvcxzc January 7, 2019

Thanus

A purple asshole.

This big purple bitch has a Thanus!!!

Thanus by Reed1103 April 30, 2019